Musim baru EPL sudah bermula

Selamat berpuasa untuk hari yg ke-4 buat semua pengunjung2 blog ak

amacm korng! so far ok x
bab kata orng tua-tua
"alah bisa tegal biasa"
kita dah lama idup, xkan lah first time kot berpuasa
ker ada gak yg pertama kali nih!
huhh! insaf lah weii korang

sprt lirik lagi kump wali band nih ada gak benarnya

"Ingat mati ingat sakit
Ingatlah saat kau sulit
Ingat ingat hidup cuma satu kali
Berapa dosa kau buat
Berapa kali maksiat
Ingat ingat sobat ingatlah akhirat
Cepat ucap astaghfirullahaladzim"

dah! insaf dah
hak..hakk..
OK lah ak xnak bagi tazkirah panjng lebar mlm nih

jom berbalik pada topik asal
kalau yg kaki2 bola, peminat bola, atau pon yg ambik tau psl dunia bola nih
mesti tau kan yg mlm dah pon start dah sepak mula utk EPL musim baru nih
skrng ni pon tgh berlangsung game antara ManCity dgn TotenhamH
fuhh..lepas2 nih xcukup tido lah buat kaki2 bola semua
kat office, gerai2 mamak, wall2 FB, blog-blog, lps nih dok sibuk cerita psl bola
tunggu lah!
ak pon dah xsbr nk tgk scenario nih

ak pon apa kurngnya xterkecuali utk memeriahkn musim nih
tgk! ak pon dh jadik manager dah!
huhu dh ada ank2 buat dah pon
hrp2 diorng cemerlnglah utk musim nih
kalau x, ada duit kang, ak tukar jer lah dorng..senang!

pada saper2 yg belum join lg tuh
jom lah weeii
jgn lupa invite ak skali masuk dlm league korng!

Bermulanya musim baru
pastinya byk perubahn yg berlaku pd setiap pasukan yg bertnding
termasuklah jersi2 nya skali

jom da kita ushar2 jersi team EPL utk kali nih

MU- Home
walaupon ramai yg xsukakn outfit MU season nih
namun bg ak, tetap smart! simple and elegance
MU still forever~

Manchester City- Home

Manchester city- Away

Liverpool -Home

Liverpool -Away

Liverpool- Third
hihi..yg ni ak suker, bravo lah~

Chelsea -Home

Arsenal- Home

Arsenal- Away

Aston Villa- Home

Aston Villa- Away

Cuma separuh jerlah yg dpt ak masukkan
nak tengok lagi! korng boleh la google sendiri yer

Then kalau korng ada perasan, dekat sidebar belah kiri blog ak
ada ak letakkan widget2 menarik utk EPL kali nihamacam! teringin tak nk letakkan kt blog korng
ambik jer lah doh, free jer pon..huhu
senang jer, click dekat 'take this'
then copy n paste kan jer code tu

OK lah untuk kali ni

p/s: alamk serilah wei game ManCity lwn Tottenham

Rileks la rooney

Rileks la bai,

jgn marah2

baru kena jentik sikit

xkan dah mengaum kot...

hakk...hakk...

hangin2 dia pon

dh dia mintak maaf da

ha! cmnilah baru gentlemen beb

cayalah rooney! mmng cool!

Demi MU (bkn england)

ak akn tetap sokong rooney!

p/s:

tahniah utk portugal! berpesta gol sakan, sib baek taknya 8-0

mungkinkah pisang bakal berbuah kali ke-2?...huhu

Rileks kan minda Hiburkn hati Di hujung minggu

Salam all..
jom kita layan lawak dkt bwh nih
w/pon bukan ak yg buat..
tp apa slhnya utk berhibur kan...

aiihh..tp kalau korng xketawa...
baik korng g jumpa doktor cpt2..
ada something wrong yg xkena nih..

ingat!!
laughing is d best medicine

so....layannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnzz
gambar nih xder kena mengena???
ada lah..cuba tgk..
dia tgh khusyuk melayan tuh...
hihih...jgn salah anggap dowh..
just for fun lah..
lagipon entry nih utk rileks2 sikit...

gambr si miaw nih lk cmna???
lawak x...
hahah...lawak doh....
byk kali ak tgk pon...
still nk gelak.....
uhuuu..sakit perut ak..

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joke


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Titanic

When TITANIC was drowning, an italian asks sardarji, how far is land?
sardar: 1 kms.
Italian jumps into sea & asks: which direction?
sardar: downwards!

Phonebook

Guy: I'd like to call u. What's your number?
Gal: It's in the phonebook.
Guy: But I don't know your name.
Gal: That's in the phonebook too

Watchin T.V na

1 Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the thief did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....

Mother 2 son

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52-years-old. And for another, you're the Principal!

Good news and bad news

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
The man says, “OK, give me the good news first.”
The doctor says, “the good news is, you have 24 hours to live.”
The man replies, : Oh no! if that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?”
The doctors says, “the bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.



The Perfect Son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.


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eh,
at last cuba korng layan kejap klip kt bwh nih..
lawak siooooooooooott
hahahaa..

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EH .. esok jgn lupa
big match dowh..
MU vs Chelsea..

ak? mestilah bid for MU mnng..
big fan mah...hehe..

yosh MU..
go..go MU goooo

MU 4ever