Rileks kan minda Hiburkn hati Di hujung minggu

Salam all..
jom kita layan lawak dkt bwh nih
w/pon bukan ak yg buat..
tp apa slhnya utk berhibur kan...

aiihh..tp kalau korng xketawa...
baik korng g jumpa doktor cpt2..
ada something wrong yg xkena nih..

ingat!!
laughing is d best medicine

so....layannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnzz
gambar nih xder kena mengena???
ada lah..cuba tgk..
dia tgh khusyuk melayan tuh...
hihih...jgn salah anggap dowh..
just for fun lah..
lagipon entry nih utk rileks2 sikit...

gambr si miaw nih lk cmna???
lawak x...
hahah...lawak doh....
byk kali ak tgk pon...
still nk gelak.....
uhuuu..sakit perut ak..

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joke


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Titanic

When TITANIC was drowning, an italian asks sardarji, how far is land?
sardar: 1 kms.
Italian jumps into sea & asks: which direction?
sardar: downwards!

Phonebook

Guy: I'd like to call u. What's your number?
Gal: It's in the phonebook.
Guy: But I don't know your name.
Gal: That's in the phonebook too

Watchin T.V na

1 Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the thief did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....

Mother 2 son

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52-years-old. And for another, you're the Principal!

Good news and bad news

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
The man says, “OK, give me the good news first.”
The doctor says, “the good news is, you have 24 hours to live.”
The man replies, : Oh no! if that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?”
The doctors says, “the bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.



The Perfect Son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.


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eh,
at last cuba korng layan kejap klip kt bwh nih..
lawak siooooooooooott
hahahaa..

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EH .. esok jgn lupa
big match dowh..
MU vs Chelsea..

ak? mestilah bid for MU mnng..
big fan mah...hehe..

yosh MU..
go..go MU goooo

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