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Showing posts with label lawak. Show all posts

August 11, 2010

Alahai, haiwan2 pon dah pandai

"nnti abng bw pg honeymoon kt bali, suker x?"

perghh...mmng jiwa retro tul lah mamat nih!
mesti mlm2 dok layan sinar fm jer
hik..hikk

"nyum..nyum...biskut kering pun jadi lah
jnji hr nih ak dh xmau ragut rumput lagi"
-->inikah dia lembu pak cik kordi tersebut

rasa nk lempang je beruk sekor nih
panas sial! kerek lak tuh
ak xmerokok, dia lk yg lebih2

fuhh...mmng nyaman~

sah! nih mesti kes ponteng panjat pgr nih

hihi...siap kamu wahai ikan
mana kamu nk lari lagi tuh
kang ak cucuk dgn teropong nih kan

kesian betul dkt encik tupai yg tgh uzur nih
mana lah anak bini beliau yg xdatang dtng melawt nih
ishk..ishkk..

nk tgk apa lg tuh! jom la lawan

xsenonoh tul la engko!
cover lah sikit weeii
kang lari aweks aweks tuh kang

bajet pakai topi senget macho lah konon!

nak jer ak jentik perut mamat sekor nih

ni lah fesyen baju musim sejuk kami!

ha! nahas lah engko..
mana ko nak lari lagi tuh
dah lah selama nih ko asyik dok guna nama ak jerk
satu sen royalti pon ko xbyr lg kt ak tau tak!

August 9, 2010

susah nk tido, jom layan sekejap

Selamat mlm semua
jom lah lyn sekejap kartun2 kt bwh nih
nk gelak, nk marah, nak tensen, nak baling bantal
suka hati lah weii
buat lah apa yg korng suka
janji korng terhibur...
huhu..layanz..






sekian utk kali ke ntah brapa da nii
slmt tido
jgn fikir yg bukan bukan..
hak..hakk..:)

August 7, 2010

wallaweii dah la kantoi, terslh anak la plk

ishk...ishk...ishkkk
mcmana ni blh terslh anak
dah la tu hbs segala rahsia isi rumahtangga terbongkar
aiiiyoooo
inilah dia penasaran dr berfesbuk
tak kira pangkat, usia tua atau muda
semuanya masing2 xmau lpskn pluang nk bergiat cergas dlm laman sosial nih

mcm kes yg terjadik kt mak cik sorng nih


(sumber dr humor-articles)

p/s: budak lanun kembali mengganas

November 8, 2009

Rileks kan minda Hiburkn hati Di hujung minggu

Salam all..
jom kita layan lawak dkt bwh nih
w/pon bukan ak yg buat..
tp apa slhnya utk berhibur kan...

aiihh..tp kalau korng xketawa...
baik korng g jumpa doktor cpt2..
ada something wrong yg xkena nih..

ingat!!
laughing is d best medicine

so....layannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnzz
gambar nih xder kena mengena???
ada lah..cuba tgk..
dia tgh khusyuk melayan tuh...
hihih...jgn salah anggap dowh..
just for fun lah..
lagipon entry nih utk rileks2 sikit...


gambr si miaw nih lk cmna???
lawak x...
hahah...lawak doh....
byk kali ak tgk pon...
still nk gelak.....
uhuuu..sakit perut ak..


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joke
So Funny It Hurts

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Titanic

When TITANIC was drowning, an italian asks sardarji, how far is land?
sardar: 1 kms.
Italian jumps into sea & asks: which direction?
sardar: downwards!


Phonebook

Guy: I'd like to call u. What's your number?
Gal: It's in the phonebook.
Guy: But I don't know your name.
Gal: That's in the phonebook too


Watchin T.V na

1 Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the thief did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....


Mother 2 son

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52-years-old. And for another, you're the Principal!


Good news and bad news

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
The man says, “OK, give me the good news first.”
The doctor says, “the good news is, you have 24 hours to live.”
The man replies, : Oh no! if that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?”
The doctors says, “the bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.



The Perfect Son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.


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eh,
at last cuba korng layan kejap klip kt bwh nih..
lawak siooooooooooott
hahahaa..
Belly Laugh
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EH .. esok jgn lupa
big match dowh..
MU vs Chelsea..

ak? mestilah bid for MU mnng..
big fan mah...hehe..

yosh MU..
go..go MU goooo


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