bukan maen kelat lagi lidah dia
tu lah "ni mesti kuat makan pulut nih zaman kanak2"----> bak kata sepah raja lawak 4 lah..
tp skng pon dia masih kanak2 lagi mslhnya...XiXi
just for fun only lah..ok
When TITANIC was drowning, an italian asks sardarji, how far is land?
sardar: 1 kms.
Italian jumps into sea & asks: which direction?
Guy: I'd like to call u. What's your number?
Gal: It's in the phonebook.
Guy: But I don't know your name.
Gal: That's in the phonebook too
Watchin T.V na
1 Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the thief did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....
Mother 2 son
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52-years-old. And for another, you're the Principal!
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